Name: Greg Tropea 
Alaises: Philosopher
Hair: Lots of it, a hairy guy!
Eyes: Standard Issue!
Identifying marks: Smile
Last known location: BRC Post Office 
Alleged Offenses: Caring too much, loving too much

Name: Lorraine Heidecker
Alaises: doodlebug
Hair: Yes!
Eyes: two
Identifying marks: fondness for Spongebob t shirts
Last known location: Airport
Alleged Offenses: fondness for Spongebob t-shirts

Name: the Reverend Colonel Teddy Paris (ret.)
Alaises: Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Hair: Good Irish Hair (too much of it at times)
Eyes: Green turning to Blue when I'm Pixelated
Identifying marks: Scars on both my Body & Soul
Last known location: The Cinebar
Alleged Offenses: That thing I did with your Mom (honestly, I don't even remember it but now she won't stop calling me in the middle of the night!)  

Name: Joshany
Alaises: Betosh, Joth, Boshany, Jethsh
Hair: Pulled. No, harder.
Eyes: Gazing longingly into one another's
Identifying marks: Scratches on back, red bottoms, abbsurdly clean boots
Last known location: Public Restroom in Seaork
Alleged Offenses: Unwillingness to "get a room", Making out at the video art show that documented their 2006 Burning romance; throwing rubber chickens; sucuming to the pleasures of a boot fetishist

Name: Michelle
Alaises: The Topless Postal Server.
Eyes: Dreamy
Hair: In Braids
Identifying marks: None you can see
Last known location: BRC Post Offce Counter
Alleged Offenses: Sending mail with FUCK YOU stamped on it

 

Name: Tesla
Aliases: N.P.
Hair: Tangled Playa Mono-dred-red & lots of it
Eyes: Green
Identifying marks: Suspicious bruising on legs, arms and torso
Last known location: At night on the Blue Ridge Parkway right before out running headlights on a fuzzy purple motorcycle
Alleged Offenses: Running with sharp objects, not watching where she is going, not listening when others are talking, not making good use of her time, Failure to obey posted speed limits, Miscommunication and Misinformation, Instigation, Pshchodependancy.

 Name: Pedro Pescador
Alaises: Don Pedro
Hair: Would you believe, salt and pepper?
Eyes: 2
Identifying marks: Several large pieces missing from yard dogs
Last known location: Northern Hemisphere
Alleged Offenses: Littering, Creating a Nuisance, Printing Stamps without a license

 Name: Jason
Alaises: Sex Offender, DJ TechnoBrat,
the other sailor boy
Hair: playa-colored
Eyes: blue
Identifying marks: complete lack of tan
Last known location: Bob's Rainforest 
Alleged Offenses: We're not exactly sure what he's guilty of. Any girl who has been in his tent refuses to testify.

 Name: Spicey, Nutmeg Alfredo
Alaises: Spank
Hair: short back and sides, please
Eyes: 2, hazel
Identifying marks: MA  in Political Science
Last known location: The Kitchen
Alleged Offenses: Instigation. Misdirection. Character Defamation.  Need more room on form please.

Name: Brian
Alaises: Brian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Yep, still got 'em
Identifying marks: Moustache
Last known location: Sparks, NV
Alleged Offenses: Giving Moustache rides for $1

Name: Meredith Kennedy
Alaises: Midnight Fairy, Maridadi
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Identifying marks: Weird eyes (depends on the day)
Last known location: in an alternate dimension where electronic devices do not work (you really don't want me helping with the email project...)
Alleged Offenses: Becoming a singer when I'm really supposed to be a veterinarian. Eating dessert first. Speaking Swahili in Italy. Compiling a list of non-sequiturs. (For non-sequitur-O-grams.)

 Name: Shaun Galanos
Alaises: George Clooney
Hair: SAP
Eyes: Full of Shit
Identifying marks: Scars. and Grey Hair.
Last known location: running in a hamster wheel :-(
Alleged Offenses: Wears funny shit, has skinny legs.

 Name: _zoe
Alaises: shizaru
Hair: blue&blonde-brown
Eyes: blue
Identifying marks: lots of tats
Last known location: subspace
Alleged Offenses: wouldn't U like to know!

  Name: Dancemaker
Alias: Headmistress Cheripop Purr, Jax
Hair - changes often, stylish
Eyes- Trustworthy
Identifying marks - fake eyelashes
Last known location - Canadian Fringe Festival Circuit
Alleged offenses: being overly friendly, drinking G&T on duty, whispering too loudly during theatre shows

 Name: Crankful
Aliases:Evil Ives
Hair: some, dyed
Eyes:Only for you
Identifying marks: look closer closer
Last known location: corner of walk/don't walk
Alleged Offenses: name it I've done it but not been caught yet

 Name: Trey Butler
Alaises: DJ Laetor ("later")
Hair: not a whole lot left
Eyes: undressing you already
Identifying marks: they fused my spine so I'm kinda' short. No joke!
Last known location: Camp Bayou, 2001
Alleged Offenses: tendency to speak with Russian accent and displays fanatical support for the Motherland

Name: Miss. Chris
Alaises: C2, roundabout (as in chris), Miss Chris-toe, Cpt. Adventure's sidekick: cotton canvas girl
Hair: yes- tall on top, short on bottom.
Eyes: squinty, but usually open
Identifying marks:  a stethoscope around the neck...and I can definitely leave identifying marks...just ask.
Last known location: In the bush- Jamaica,  West Indies
Alleged Offenses: not being another baby's mama, reading other people's mail, pity party police nazi, and disruptive midnight moon crooning. I did hear that I was wanted for ride-by toe nail painting, but charges are still pending.

 Name: judy
Alaises: batgirl, mountain dew
Hair: pulled
Eyes: blue
Identifying marks: one tattoo
Last known location: a whiskey still hidden somewhere up yonder in the
Smoky Mountains
Alleged Offenses: fruitcake and not doing what she's told

Name: Vijay Mehrotra
Alaises: Good Hands
Hair: Sparse black
Eyes: Piercing brown
Identifying marks: The Maniacal Smile
Last known location: Deep on the playa
Alleged Offenses: Possession of postcards with intent to distribute

Name:  Patrick Sullivan
Aliases:  Fluffy, Sully
Hair:  Tussels of Curls
Eyes:  Bluest Azure Sky
Identifying Marks:  No defacement of this Temple 
Last Known Location:  "Did I happen to mention I'm from Delaware"
Alleged Offenses:  Loving too much.

Name: Micah Jenkins
Alaises: I need a good one, my last one was from Middle School
Hair: Brown- incourrigible- I've tried.
Eyes: Blue/Gray
Identifying marks: Lots of cat scratches.
Last known location: The Greater Midwest area, not to be confused with the Lesser Midwest area.
Alleged Offenses: Impersonating an actor, laughing when hearses go by, cheating death then going back for more.

Name: Blue
Alaises: Blue Bluekowski, Ranger Bluekoski, Bleu, Bluecipher 
Hair: Naturally Curly
Eyes: Blue, of course
Identifying marks: Scar on left bicept, cute butt, playa foot
Last known location: His computer working on a website a lot like this one
Alleged Offenses: Impersonating a Camp Coordinator